Rebel groups, in the words of Natalie. How I hate them, from their microscopic skirts to their caked on makeup. I just really want to go up to them and kick them in the head. HARD. So hard, in fact, that they will forget who they are and resume their lives like normal people: UNSLUTTILY. But, then again, what would the world be without the communities of your good old biaches? The saying "Omigod! She is such a slut!" would go without meaning. Imagine where we would all be now without our friendly neighbourhood stripper-wannabe! Probably the same place, but the VHS community would be a WHOLE lot smaller. Seriously, at least every second person I see is what I like to call a scraper (i.e. a girl whos makeup is so caked on that you want to go over to them and literally SCRAPE that skin coloured accumulation from their face with A SCRAPING UTENSIL.) Does anyone else want to do this? Or is it just me and my warpedness?
Speaking of warpedness, guess who has made a reappearence just to torment me? Thats right, Le Brick has made a SPECTACULAR return. Once upon last week, I was late to form and so Mr. Brkich gave me a detention. Sounds right? WRONG. Guess how many minutes I was late by. One. ONE. ONE FREAKIN' MINUTE. And for that, I had to spend my entire lunch picking up rubbish. FOR 25 FREAKIN' MINUTES. HE IS GOING ON MY "TO KILL LATER" LIST, SECOND ONLY TO STING.
Speaking of killing, why is it that everyone thinks my hair looks like Hayley Williams? Okay, it is fluoro red and orange and my fringe kinda spikes up at its own accord, but really! I'm sick of it!! MY HAIR IS AWESOME. DEAL WITH IT OR YOU ARE GOING ON THE LIST, THIRD ONLY TO MR.BRKICH AND STING. Haha, joking kiddies.
Stay awesome!
Kim.
P.S. I just want to say one more thing: I HATE BOYS. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE THE WAY THEY ARE?!!
ahahaha boys are stupid
ReplyDeletethrow rocks at them
love bri