WARNING: Overuse of exclaimation points.

Today was a MAJOR ego boost, surprisingly enough. Yes, you heard me correctly, I HAD A NEXT TO OKAY DAY!

Well, this morning wasn't so hot, I forgot to bring nearly ALL my books except my gay "special paper" for accounting. Erk, anytime I think of accounting, all I can think of is the freakin' ruler dance (PLEASE don't make me go into that...). "Special paper" is RIDICULOUSLY overpriced!! Five bucks for paper!!! It's obscene!! OBSCENE, I TELL YOU!! Okay, I'll get back onto the good stuff before I go into pessimist-mode.
So, in English, my teacher started the class with one of her many "motivational" past-experience speeches and then proceeded to complain about how she didn't have enough time to get to all of us to help us. As a result of this, she decided to elect about four "peer tutors" and I was one of them. This may not seem so great, but I thought that the teacher didn't like me or my writing, but obviously, I WAS WRONG!! So, finally I AM ACKNOWLEDGED!! But thats they only positive thing about this situation... I helped a few people whose work was really quite good, but then for the last 20 minutes, I was helping this girl who was so so so so hopeless. I'm sorry, but thats the only way to describe the experience. Ah, it was MIND-NUMBING. Oh yes, and Fletcher, YOU TRY TEACHING AN ILLITERATE HOW TO SPELL AND THEN YOU CAN MAKE STUPIDASS COMMENTS ABOUT MY TEACHING TECNIQUES!! Anywho, back onto the positive(ish)...
It was really strange today, I personally thought I looked weird with my hair pushed back, but quite a few people thought otherwise. Natalie complimented on my hair, Casey told me that I was "looking cute" and some random person sitting by the bus stop I pass on the way home just randomly yelled after me, "You're really pretty." Did I look any different today than I do usually?! I didn't think so by the slightest, so what the freakin' heck was everyone else seeing?!! I guess I'll never know...
Off the subject of todays happenings, yesterday (oo, yeah, REAL huge jump.) in Art, we were trying to compile our pictures for our lino printing. Natalie was looking a Salavador Dali book and was thinking about taking one of his pictures and sticking different American polititians heads on different bits of it and this included Barack Obama. I had a look when she showed me and read the first line of the description; "This was one of Dali's last works on the subject of masturabation." and I chuckled. Natalie read the sentence aloud and her reaction was: "Whats masturbation?" To quote Christina here, it was "like telling a child where babies come from." When we told her, she burst out laughing for a good ten minutes. We all strated cracking up when it dawned on us that she was going to feature Obama in the picture. I'm sure you can draw your own conclusions about what happened next. 'Nuff said...

Delirioulsy yours,
Kim.
P.S. I still hate boys.