Guess who's back!!
Micheal Jackson?!
No, you primitive screwheads!! It's me!! WITH A VENGENCE!! A DAMN SEXY VENGENCE!!
So what's been shaking my babies? Nothing much? Well, me either. Yes, it's been a year, and still nothing worth writing a post about has surfaced. But maybe there should be some explaining done about the box to the left of where your eyes are currently placed.
Yes! THE LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED!! To new and improved 2010 standards **suggestive eyebrow raise**
The first three on this said list have already been explained in previous posts. And, indeed the pure, seething hatred I had for these things remains as strong today as it was a year ago. If you are not aware of why this pure, seething hatred is still alive and kicking, go back through my archives. What? What?! YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED?! Don't be lazy, you manical haemorrhoid! GET ON THE BAND WAGON!
Anywho, to Number 4: People who think they're all that, when in fact they are just weiners.
Well, there's more of these types of people infiltrating my personal space these days. I think it may be an age thing. Once you hit 16, you must make a choice, young grasshopper: Either 1) spend the rest of your days as a completely assoholic bastard, up on your high horse or 2) become part of the wallpaper and hope that maybe one day, in the distant future, your children will be able to live in a world where assoholic bastards do not reign and the goodness of the nice-guy-who-always-finishes-last's heart will PREVAIL!!
As you can imagine, I picked the latter option.
Number 5: Try hards.
Oh my, who doesn't love a good try hard?! Well, most people actually. But, if you are in the market for a good try hard by some small chance, the best place to begin looking is a highschool Drama class. Good Lord, the amount of irritation some of those people cause me is almost immeasurable. Almost. It's like someone performing an anal probe on you with a mace. But true to fact, there are try hards residing in all walks of high school life: Chemistry, History, English.... In fact, it's hard to find a place they're not. The infestation CONTINUES!!
Number 6: 1 to 1 Laptop Support.
All you VHS-igans will know exactly what I'm talking about. The stupid little Year 10's that you have to bring your stupid big, black brick of a laptop to if it has a problem. You present them with something that seems hard to fix and, up on their high horse, they say something like, "Oh, just a megaram bit problem **scoffs**" Seriously, if you're going to be pompous windbag about it, I WILL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. Do they get a kick out of being mean to people their senior without getting a mouthful from a teacher? THE BLOODY SADISTS!!
Number 7: School Faculty who enjoy acting like Nazi's
Do I even need to explain this one?!!
Number 8: Southern Cross Tattoos
Erk. Having one of those is just like writing "HOON" or "MANWHORE" across your forehead in permanent marker. What's the attraction to getting one of these? Do you think that when you're old and can't remember what to call a pair of shoes, you'll forget what country you're from? Really? Do you think it'll attract the ladies? Well, if you like whores, then sure, it attracts the ladies.
Number 9: Halloween Sluts
Now, don't get me wrong, I love dressing up. And who doesn't like being someone else for a night? Well, in recent times, the true meaning of Halloween has been lost! SLUTS! SLUTS, I SAY! THEY'RE ALL AROUND YOU!! And Halloween has become the newest legit excuse for Gold Coast whorebags to truly embrace their enormous amount of slut.
Speaking of which, this weekend I'm going costume shopping!! Which is very: :D. But I do have to go with my sister. Who intends on dressing like a whore. This makes this event very: :|. What shall I be in the market for though, you ask? Well, I shall be going as either: 1) A horror movie victim or 2) Faith from the video game Mirror's Edge (Yes, I'm a complete loser. Don't act surprised.) Both are rather simple, but rather kick ass!!
Soooooo.......
I better be off!
Haha, that wasn't APRUPT AT ALL!
Adios, lovely readers!
Kim.
Ps. My humble friend Captain Awura-Abena won two tickets to a twenty minute preview to the movie "Tron Legacy" and, in all of her mighty wisdom, has decided to take me with her. So bet on me giving my opinions on that in my next post!
Number 6: 1 to 1 Laptop Support.
All you VHS-igans will know exactly what I'm talking about. The stupid little Year 10's that you have to bring your stupid big, black brick of a laptop to if it has a problem. You present them with something that seems hard to fix and, up on their high horse, they say something like, "Oh, just a megaram bit problem **scoffs**" Seriously, if you're going to be pompous windbag about it, I WILL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. Do they get a kick out of being mean to people their senior without getting a mouthful from a teacher? THE BLOODY SADISTS!!
Number 7: School Faculty who enjoy acting like Nazi's
Do I even need to explain this one?!!
Number 8: Southern Cross Tattoos
Erk. Having one of those is just like writing "HOON" or "MANWHORE" across your forehead in permanent marker. What's the attraction to getting one of these? Do you think that when you're old and can't remember what to call a pair of shoes, you'll forget what country you're from? Really? Do you think it'll attract the ladies? Well, if you like whores, then sure, it attracts the ladies.
Number 9: Halloween Sluts
Now, don't get me wrong, I love dressing up. And who doesn't like being someone else for a night? Well, in recent times, the true meaning of Halloween has been lost! SLUTS! SLUTS, I SAY! THEY'RE ALL AROUND YOU!! And Halloween has become the newest legit excuse for Gold Coast whorebags to truly embrace their enormous amount of slut.
Speaking of which, this weekend I'm going costume shopping!! Which is very: :D. But I do have to go with my sister. Who intends on dressing like a whore. This makes this event very: :|. What shall I be in the market for though, you ask? Well, I shall be going as either: 1) A horror movie victim or 2) Faith from the video game Mirror's Edge (Yes, I'm a complete loser. Don't act surprised.) Both are rather simple, but rather kick ass!!
Soooooo.......
I better be off!
Haha, that wasn't APRUPT AT ALL!
Adios, lovely readers!
Kim.
Ps. My humble friend Captain Awura-Abena won two tickets to a twenty minute preview to the movie "Tron Legacy" and, in all of her mighty wisdom, has decided to take me with her. So bet on me giving my opinions on that in my next post!
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